the least so i'm gonna try something different.


Many of you may have heard of KFC's new "sandwich" The Double Down. For those of you who haven't, it essentially a biological weapon. I would call it a heart attack on a bun but there is one complication. THERE IS NO BUN. no bread no nothing. It's two slices of greasy bacon and and two types of cheese sandwiched in between two ginormous Deep Fried chicken breasts. Which makes you wonder how big those super-chickens were. Needless to say there is crap load of sodium and a bunch of other stuff that's bad for you.
My question is this. Who on this green earth is responsible for this monstrosity? What possessed this fiend to attack the hearts of poor unsuspecting Americans who are helpless to consume anything deep fried and wrapped in bacon? I'll tell you! I have absolutely no idea. And i feel helpless. Americans liked the thing so much, it is now an official menu item. It can now clog the arteries of Americans for generations to come.
What's my point? We need to stand up for ourselves. We are voluntarily shortening our lives by eating things like this. And some say that it is as bad for you as a Big Mac. I DON'T CARE. we shouldn't be eating those either. I don't understand why we are poisoning ourselves. Fast food is barely okay in moderation and I love fast food. I have to restrain myself because i don't want to end up on some crappy reality show or like the girls who tried to sue McDonald's for making them obese. Fast food has a firm grip on American culture and all I'm saying is that we should try to loosen it's grip before it kills us. I'm 17 and I don't want this to get any worse, I don't like the way the future is looking right now.
It's up to us.
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